By: Valerie Munoz
Imagine having Jack Sparrow teaching your math class, Edward Cullen teaching your Spanish class, or the guy from Napoleon Dynamite teaching your dance class. Here are your teachers’ thoughts on what actor they think they look like! What do you think?
Everyone who knows Mr. K, knows he’s a little kid at heart. That might be why he thinks he would best star in the movie Grown Ups, as Rob Schneider. Now don’t get the wrong idea and think he’s not a sensitive person knowing that his favorite movie is The Notebook. Since he is known for taking risks and basically doing crazy things, when he was asked if he had an offer to become an actor he responded, “No, knowing that there’s long days, being away from family and long days on set.” His favorite actor is Matthew McConaughey. He said that if he took out a movie about himself, “It would inspire those who are in a tough situation that they can overcome their obstacles and achieve their dreams.” He said he would best star in The Bachelorette, “because I would have a lot of chicks,” says Mr.K. If he had his own reality show he would name it, “Surviving Wife and Kids” or “Surviving a Full House.” If Mr. Kalbhenn became a millionaire the first thing he would do would be, “Sit down and not spend anything for about three months to think, what I would do with so much money?”
What do you think about Coach becoming an actor and maybe starring as the Black Panther in the movie Civil War? We all know how important it is for him to come properly dressed every day and also making us enjoy being in his class. Without a doubt, he would love to be an actor, especially if he would have the chance to star in a romance movie with Jennifer Lawrence. “I would love to have our own on screen chemistry scene,” he says. He would love to marry Jennifer Lawrence because they have the same birthday. “She's gorgeous! we would be perfect together.” Inception is his favorite movie because it has his favorite actor, Leonardo Dicaprio. He loves Leonardo Dicaprio because of his, “unconditional commitment to his roles and he's just the best actor in the whole wide world!” If he became a full on movie star, he would “buy houses and resell them to make more money.” He strongly believes that there should be a reality tv show about teachers’ lives. “I think that a lot of people would be interested in knowing what teachers do in general with their lives,” he says. If he had his own show, of course, it would be named Daddy Time, starring him and his “amazing beautiful daughter.” Without a doubt, if he ever produced a movie about himself, he thinks a lot of people would watch it. This is because, he states, “considering all the racial issues, and his life through high school years there was many issues that would cause many interest that people would definitely watch and relate to.”
Hey what do you think about the movie Magic Mike? Well Mr. Jones said that he would best star in that movie or any movie that has to do with dancing. According to him, being an actor would only be a choice for movies that wanted a dancer. Although, if he made a movie about himself it would be all about “a lifetime searching for the amazing Bigfoot.” He was also asked about what would he do if he became rich. He says he wouldn't waste any money but just buy Coach a bow tie and a new pair of shoes, “because the ones he has look really embarrassing.” He was also asked about who he would marry if he had the chance of marrying an actress, and he said “I haven't made that dumb choice yet, but if I did I would marry the lovely Janet as long as I have Janet's love I am complete.” Do you think that working as an actor would be better for him, since he claims being bullied a lot by Mr. Kalbhenn?
Now that you know about some of our Samueli Stars, are we in danger of losing some of our teachers? What if Coach gets a deal with a movie starring as black panther? What about if Mr. Jones gets a spot in the next Magic Mike movie? Any other teachers you think would leave us for hollywood? Comment below!
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